Assuming both things are lists, you can do this:
{% set all_things = thing1 + thing2 %}
{% if all_things %}
{# There is more than one thing in the two lists #}
{% else %}
{# redirect #}
That being said, this is not something that belongs at the template level - you are generating another list containing all of the things in thing1
and thing2
every time you hit the page, which will cost in terms of resources. You are putting application logic in the template level, which will not be maintainable. And finally, you are papering over the larger problem - that making changes to the back end code is costly. (Please understand that "you" in all these cases is the generic "you" - as in "the company you work for").
You (specifically) should raise these issues with those who are asking you to implement this hack and try to change the direction that this tool / product / company is taking before it becomes a piece of FrankenCode.
Good luck!