This isn't for anything serious, more so to just play around and experiment. Just not sure where I would start. Also not bound to Node.js, just figured it's the most popular server-side JS tool around.
Though if there are some major technical reasons why one shouldn't do something like this on a real site, feel free to throw them out there.
What I'm asking about is something like…
$input = $js_string_built_via_php;
if ($run_on_server)
$output = node.js($input);
else
$output = '<script type="text/javascript">'.$input.'</script>';
echo $output;