This is just kind of a question out of curiosity. Is there a PHP function at this point that converts a number into the textual equivalent? For example 1 = 'one'. 1000 = 'one-thousand'.
I don't think this would really be all that hard to make. Generally the way we speak our numbers is pretty consistant except for the first 20 numbers. I haven't been able to find a function like that though.
I might end up making one though. Could be kind of a fun simple-AI project.