I cannot get multiple rows of the Posts.body column to show up in the subquery. I DO want subqueries and I haven't figured out a way around this MySQL restraint. Please let me know if you need more information.
SELECT profile_picture, body, post_date, filename, username FROM Posts, Users
WHERE Posts.IDUser = Users.IDUser
AND Posts.body LIKE (SELECT Posts.body FROM Posts WHERE Posts.IDUser = (SELECT Users.IDUser FROM Users WHERE Users.username = 'noah'))
ORDER BY `Posts`.`post_date` DESC;