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Is there a plugin-less way of retrieving query string values via jQuery (or without)?
If so, how? If not, is there a plugin which can do so?
Would someone be so kind as to let me answer my own question because there's no good answer in the other bloody answer? You know what, never mind. I'm not going to fight to be "allowed" to post a good solution. What's in that for me? Just a lot of annoyance, that's what.