I ended up with the short end of the stick and a very verbose string as a date:
Sun Oct 5, 2014 10am to 11am PDT
I would like to convert this to a PHP Date object so I can write it to a MySQL database. If you notice, it has a "to", which indicates event duration. I've searched for this conversion quite a bit and haven't found anything that isn't extensive string parsing. I'm open to all suggestions and ideas.