Yes, I've searched around. I'd rather not use short tags, at all, so don't suggest it. I've had the strange issue of my Apache server claiming that PHP has reached an unexpected EOF even when the contents of the file are commented out. I've tried syntax checkers and they see nothing wrong. I'm absolutely confused as to why it'd be complaining, considering I can't have a missing } because I don't even have a {.
http://pastebin.com/7DmSFbJD http://pastebin.com/xW3ckhD5 (I forgot to comment out the contents using /* */)