Alright, I'm completely changing this post- I realized that I did it wrong.
Global isn't working in def- I can print a variable, but when I try to change THE SAME VARIABLE, (Example: Test = Test + 1), it dosen't work. I've been redirected to the 'global' fix, it dosen't work.
Look at this screenshot to understand my frustration https://i.stack.imgur.com/ZCJIv.png
So here's what I need to solve; How do I make it so I can manipulate the 'Health' variable?