I'm open to any dirty trick here, no matter how unclean or ill-advised they are.
My users query my server via Excel. I wish for the users to be able to trigger an agent job from Excel. They only have the 'SELECT' and 'View Definitions' permission. To the best of my awareness, this means that I must devise some method by which my users can trigger an agent job via querying a view. How can this be done?