So I added a little bit of jQuery and now IE crashes pretty hard when I try to load my page. Other browsers seem fine. IE behaves much in the same manner as when I've accidentally created an infinite loop in the past, but since it's not causing problems for other browsers I'm a little confused as to what the actual cause is.
$(window).resize(function(){
sizeOfResize = $('#main').width()*.9;
$('#news p').width(sizeOfResize);
})