Say I for some reason want to serve my CSS through PHP (because of pre-processing, merging, etc). What do I need to do in my PHP to make this work well? Other than the most obvious:
header('content-type: text/css; charset=utf-8');
What about headers related to caching, modification times, etags, etc? Which ones should I use, why and how? How would I parse incoming headers and respond appropriately (304 Not Modified for example)?
Note: I know this can be tricky and that it would be a lot easier to just do what I want to do with the CSS before I deploy it as a regular CSS file. If I wanted to do it that way, I wouldn't have asked this question. I'm curious to how to do this properly and would like to know. What I do or could do beforehand with the CSS is irrelevant; I just want to know how to serve it properly :)
Note 2: I really would like to know how to do this properly. I feel most of the activity on this question has turned into me defending why I would want to do this, rather than getting answers on how to do this. Would very much appreciate it if someone could answer my question rather than just suggesting things like SASS. I'm sure it's awesome, and I might try it out sometime, but that's not what I'm asking about now. I want to know how to serve CSS through PHP and learn how to deal with the caching and things like that properly.