Pasty n. A crimped pastry case containing a savoury and/or sweet filling, traditionally associated with Cornwall.
Chomp v. Bite.

This eater of pastries thanks the celebrated Ms Cellio for (a) asking for clarification on a poorly-worded draft document, (b) drawing attention to some unfortunate behaviour that has wider implications for the community (including damping the enthusiasm of this new contributor) and (c) behaving, as far as I can see, like a reasonable adult.