Sloppy programmer who started writing BASIC games in 1982 and was surprised to find people actually paid money for them. Now (mostly) a PHP guy who has yet to bury the barely-twitching corpse of Classic ASP since my biggest client appear to still be clinging onto it. Pet peeve is purists who say you can't use tables in HTML for presentation but haven't had to deal with the sharp end of designing an HTML email that will work across multiple clients that shrug at you when presented with a tag.