I am a programmer (well, duh). If you want to flame me, email me at devnull4096@gmail.com. Seriously, I made an actual email address for the bit bucket. I mean, how cool is that?

Note that the birthday posted on my profile is not my actual birthday, it's the Unix epoch. I wish that that was my birthday.

Okay, on a more serious note, I am currently programming the social network postmemos.com. I'm the lead (okay, only) developer of this website. Much of the code is based off of what people on StackOverflow (like you) have posted. So thank you, and GOOD NIGHT INTERNET!!!