I'm an Actuary (ASA) and mathematician, who would love nothing more than to design and code SAS and Excel solutions to better the business world, and free the proletarieat from the dehumanizing drudgery of poorly organized information. For $120K a year.

I started 'programming' with VBA, but pulled myself up out of the mud to become a reasonably good SAS programmer, damn good Excel developer and mediocre PHP coder. I've got basic fluency in HTML, CSS, Javascript as well.

I play Mandolin better than most people. Or at least better than most actuaries.