Java worker: EE, Webservices, Spring MVC, JSF, Struts, WS, mobile, this is my work and i can deal with it.

Javascript fighter: this battle of every day, you'll never know everything about js and html5, but I love it since the beginning, experienced since 2001.

PHP sith: Ok, i use it like C++... isn't soppoused to be used that way?

.net: I know c# and many frameworks of .net

Do not be surprised if I know: cobol, videogame programming, assambler, arduino, protocols, playing guitar, ableton live.