Because I did not read the 200 page TOS (nobody does) and I answered 2 questions improperly on my first day despite my efforts of genuine help, this site banned me from answering further questions.

Fuck you Stack Overflow

-2 reputation and +11 rep = ban on the first day

Catering to your 1st time users?

hacks

This website will be destroyed as soon as authors wise up and post answers on their own blog to these questions so stack overflow doesn't profit off of the google indexing any longer.