Programming I do that makes me $:

• Software developer at Magenic Technologies Inc.

Programming I do that makes me no $:

• Games (currently with XNA)
• Game related utilities (mostly in C#)
• Game related web utilities (mostly in everything)

Stuff I do that is not programming:

• Games

Stuff I do that is not programming or games:

• Very little
• Oh wait... I do a lot of creative stuff like
• Making up fictional worlds
• Writing about them
• Drawing them

Good causes I value and support:

• Pro-Life Efforts.
• Ministries to help women and their partners who need another (better) option, that doesn't feed the $-making butcher-machine.
• Anti-hunger and homelessness ministries. I've been there. It's no fun.
• Education regarding the ridiculousness of the hypothesis (not even worth dignifying with the term "theory"), of old-earth Darwinian evolution. I love fiction! But it doesn't belong in science textbooks.

Do I have friends? Yes. Very good ones. If they weren't good ones, they wouldn't be my friends.
Do I have a girlfriend? No.
Will I ever find a girlfriend? Probably not. I never really try.
Do I eat? When its convenient.
Is that my real picture? Yes, of course! What? Was the plasma flare too much?
How many projects have I actually finished? Of the ones that make me $? Plenty. The others? So many started, and lots of progress done, but...
float ratio = ProjectsStarted / ProjectsFinished;//Throws DivideByZeroException

...Oh gawd, look at the time. I need to stop typing this silly profile that nobody is going to care about and go home. What can I say--I get wrapped up in what I do.