35 yo at the time of this writing, coding since age 10. That's not to say that I am a good coder... in fact I am so damn paranoid and slooow. I've experienced quite a lot of languages, technologies and manuals since I begun. I've also been hit multiple times by the charming 'Hello World' spell and other ancient spells from the 'Software Distribution' handbook, whose effects easily lead to a complicated psychic profile. Now I sit here, together with my parrot, who probably understands code as much as I do, spending some time on this "about box", wondering... I can't remember Morpheus or Lestat giving me any choice, so who took my pill?