Just <3 code != pro-grammar, not a programmer

In my box probably, running a brand design / development factory for noobs no-know-hows (startups / VC's alike) with lots of free (available / collateral / sponsored / crowded / funding / community) currency / benefits / kickbacks; and if I like (because if not, pointless in convo to here... I do barter) PS. To that: The ZARiculous Currency = expensive paper, paper that's been printed on :/