I'm a back-end programmer.

Skills include ASP.NET c#, Classic ASP, PHP, HTML (duh!), Javascript, SQL, AWS, Mailchimp, and a little bit of everything really.

I used to write quizzes in COBOL, text-based adventure games in Commodore Basic v2.0, platform games in Amiga 68000 assembly, RPGs in QBasic (whilst doing data entry), Boulderdash in Excel vbscript, fantasy games in java applets, and, well, I can't quite believe I work in business and not some super-successful video game outfit.

Le sigh.