I code bugs...

Yes , you read it right. Really really good bugs though , great bugs indeed. No , no , not those puny little typo ones. No , no , I code professional bugs. My bugs are simply amazing. Its an art. If we ever work together , you will realize my utter superiority. The bugs you thought never existed , the bugs that nightmares are made of , the ones you thought nobody would dare coding , the ones that suck sanity out of your sole existence , the ones that will certainly make you think twice about your career choices , those bugs are mine. I code bugs... Yes , you read it right.