I'm too broke to hire a website building genius to build my website, but I need a website to book gigs/shows as a musician. Mission accomplished. Just barely, but good. Stack Overflow was one of the many resources I used, so I figured I'd jump into the fray and help. Yeah, right. Y'alls problems are more advanced than mine.

I'll be sitting right here in the corner, crying... and pulling my hair out while smoke billows from my ears.