Extreme PHP programming. Because PHP's not for webpages only (and JS's not only jQuery).

What's wrong with most of PHP "programmers"? C'mon, I tried to use PAMI library (Asterisk communication, etc.) and guess what - more than 80MB (MEGABYTES!) of useless sh*t dependencies. Finally wrote my own library w/o any external libraries, 'cause KEEP IT SIMPLE, stupid! Sadly, today everyone seems to forgot what's the core of programming...