How much of a coder am i? I recode my brain in a regular basis lol.

Currently writing code that transforms xpath queries into mysql queries.

Master of custom-written lexers and parsers, totally modified php to handle perl substitute and inline html tags.

if($user->loggedin()){
    <div class="{$classes['user']['loggedin']}">Welcome, {$user->name}</div>
}

Code far too much, my written english is suffering.. Yes, its that bad!

Wrote several persistence layers, got sick of relational tables now working on storing all data in a hierarchy for my cms.

Worked in an industry with content management, payment processing systems, e-procument systems, banking systems, customer relationship management systems, automated content distribution / scraping systems and marketing.

16 years of experience with many flavours of linux Debian/Ubuntu, Redhat/Fedora/RHEL/CentOS, SunOS/Solaris and FreeBSD.

Author of a proxying loadbalancer running at high load on commodity hardware.

Also coded multiple-process batch processing systems via daemon processes.

MySQL performance / percona expert (Use XtraDB, dumbass!)

Wrote some cryptocurrency code as well, as of yet unreleased!

All-round creative whizzzz still lacking in front-end design layout skills but very good with css, jquery, dojo etc.