NOW: Software Engineering and Development in Nuclear Engineering and Engineering Physics research group. Piano teacher, cat carer, dog sitter, gardener, reader, writer, knitter, passionate fan of The Walking Dead. THEN: student of Physics, Electrical Engineering, Math and Statistics. Non-coding things I've done for pay: installed lighting for machine vision inspection; washed the bodies of the very elderly; built cosmic ray detectors, a monopole detector, and a brazing oven; shipper for an eBay beauty business; map filer; barista. Places I've been to that no longer exist: Soviet Russia; GM's Willow Run Factory. Most famous person I've been made fun of by: Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. Second most famous person to make fun of me: Colin Firth.

I cannot prove any of this.