I'm a programmer, not the best, not the worst. On my school's robotics team, I'm the only one who knows how to actually program anything. I've programmed many games and let me know if you want any of them. And now, my joke.

One day, a programmer's wife asks a programmer to go to the store and by 2 dozen eggs, and if there's any cookies, by 10. The programmer came home with 10 dozen eggs.