I now spend time hiding in the lab, trying to avoid the next PowerPoint presentation.

Real-Time means "Deterministic" not "Fast"

Determinism is relative, so stop telling people that SMP is non-deterministic

And, oh, yeah: 35 years of embedded and application software/systems design, implementation, test, and deployment. Everything for deeply embedded, real-time, time-critical applications written in anything from assembly, BASIC, FORTRAN, Ada, C, and C++... and yes, even PL/M-86.