I have awkward hair, named my dogs after Bottlerocket, Alice Cooper, Sonic Youth, and The Wire and I can’t drive a stick-shift. I enjoy a fine Stilton and making the occasional button with my button-press. I’m waiting for that perfect design job where I get to use Cooper Black and not be ridiculed by my peers. I like to buy 45s—I’m not a luddite but it’s the perfect format for music. I’d like to raise the roof. No, not in a phat way—I’d just like it if my ceiling was about 2 feet higher. When I travel to exotic lands (like London, Glasgow, Cannes, Lyon, and Hawaii) most photos I shoot are of letters. I’m usually pretty quiet except when screaming in terror. Most things embarrass me except for my love of Cooper Black. My favorite photos are all slightly out of focus. And why yes, I did just copy/paste most of this from a friendster bio that i wrote in 2003. Thank you so much for noticing!