I am programmer working at the top level of a very nefarious organization. I help said organization to achieve its nefarious goals by coding in PHP, Java EE, JavaScript, HTML and CSS. They sometimes force me to write ANT buildscripts. Lately, I suspect they are trying to kill me by working me to death. As a result, I am on the lookout for new nefarious companies to team up with. I am learning .NET, Android, iOS to expedite my mission. Please help me achieve my goal.

Domo Origato