Where to even begin? When I built my first Django website, the result was a level 62 warlock. I'm one of those guys who uses a regular expression to parse XML, or uses 50-line Vim snippets. I add shebangs on top of my script out of aesthetic motives. chmod 7 doesn't even work anyway! Automating a 10-minute task, will take me up to 5 hours, gracefully dubbing my project as "close enough" at the end of the agony. Likewise I usually spend more time debugging my transcript of a tutorial, than on the actual gig itself. Every tuesday my Raspberry Pi webserver will go offline. To fix this, I have to forward port 80 to the newly allocated local IP address. To find it I use "nmap -T5 -oS f!nD.tXt 192.168.0.1/24 && vim f!nD.tXt". The Apache-log scares me at night. I played the piano for 15 years, which suits me very well, for I can probably hit backspace and delete more often than you do. I love test written by other people. My motto: If you can't for loop your problem, it ain't worth looking into. So what are you waiting for!? Hire me.