Employed Applications Developer in the greater Philadelphia area.

Enjoys operating systems and embedded electronics. Learning to love the web.

There’s an old joke about a skydiver who’s blown off course and ends up landing in a tree, dangling above the ground. After a while, someone walks by, and the skydiver asks where he is. The passerby answers, “You’re about 20 feet off the ground.” The skydiver replies, “You must be a software analyst.” “You’re right. How did you know?” asks the passerby. “Because what you told me was 100% accurate but completely worthless.”