I love guns, Harleys, and good times. Unfortunately I don't get paid for that so I spend my days in a cube writing code. I have served ten years in the South Dakota National Guard with one tour in Afghanistan. I have aspirations of some day conquering the world. For right now I just want the old lady to give me my own room in my own house.

Listen to everyone, read everything, believe nothing unless you can prove it in your own research." William Cooper