Hi, I'm Brian. I'm a professional programmer; my favorite languages are Java and Python. Also, I know how to use Linux commands (well, enough to convince neighborhood kids I'm a hacker). I've had the title "software engineer," but I don't do much in the way of engineering. I'm just a monkey with a keyboard, really.

Here's a joke I came up with, and I'm very proud of:

I asked a void method out. She didn't return my call.