<?php
echo Main();
exit;

function Main() {
    (string)$content = "I have had the good fortune of coding for almost every programming "
                     . "language there has ever been; from the TRS-80 interpreted BASIC "
                     . "and actual machine language (yes 0's and 1's, sometimes a 2), "
                     . "to mainframe languages, and back to my office chair.&nbspI hope "
                     . "someday to do one of them well.<br />"
                     . "I volunteer time for start-up businesses and Scouting units to "
                     . "write their sites.&nbspI'm a sucker for the underdog.";
    return $content;

?>