A fully-stacked backend engineer (otherwise known as an assgineer) with an inexplicable penchant for low-level code and a firm belief in the global code-ducking collective known as stack overflow.

I believe libraries are a lie, PHP kills kittens, interpreted languages are a private case of reflection and most things are objects anyway.

I like web-scraping, RTE, small-data and trains and am open to interesting audio DSP projects.