If you want someone who can't program more than some basic c# forms and ugly html pages, then dronex is your friend! His extensive knowledge of asking stupid questions where you don't expect them is one of his best traits.

The only thing he learned so far, is a bit of C# and the HTML basics in anticipation of it beeing a topic in his schools computer-class. Though all his hopes went away when the topic "hardware" came and people declared 'Core i7' to be an Intel Processor Architecture.

Following these events he was diagnosed with PTQD (Post Traumatic Question Disorder). He is currently trying to fight his disorder by asking even dumber questions on Stackoverflow.