Thanks for visiting, but honestly, why are you here?

Since, you are here, anyways, NO, I'm not related to the Japanese beer "ichiban", and have never tasted. I actually prefer German beers.

So, what's the deal with "ItchiBahn"? Am I Japanese? No. But if you must know, I'm an immigrant just like everyone else but the Natives. Also, English is my second language, so your criticism will not be noted.

ItchiBahn is just another stupid alias I created eon ago. If I recall, I was at the autobahn in Germany, riding a taxi cab, fearing for my life. If you’ve been to Germany, then you know what I mean. BTW, in Germany, all taxi cabs are BMW’s and Mercedes. It’s funny how people in US are eager to pay big bucks to become taxi drivers.

Anyways, back to fearing for my life, I was pouring in sweat as I stared at the snow plowing on sides of autobahn. The sweat began to itch, and I scratched until I bled. And, so, the alias ItchiBahn was borne! But, not until recently, I registered the domain name.

Well, now you know everything about me. Nothing of interest…