By day: Exhibiting a conspicuous lack of ninja-like activity as a professor of electrical engineering; by night: boring old-fashioned rock-music (punk rock) drummer for a band I bet you can't pronounce the name of. No kids, so I don't care about yours; no ostriches, either. What I do for fun: Re-watch-and-read the entire Babylon 5 arc for the greater-than-fifth time, listen to music from countries you didn't know existed; eat real yogurt.