BY DAY: Alt-Rock Ninja Cowgirl at Veridian Dynamics.

BY NIGHT: I write code and code rights for penalcoders.example.org, an awesome non-profit taht will totally take your money at that link. My kids are cuter than yours.

FOR FUN: C+ Jokes, Segway Roller Derby, Crosswords (in Sharpie), Ostrich Grooming.

"If you see scary things, look for the helpers-you'll always see people helping." Fred Rogers