likes: [family, friends, food, cod, skateboarding, dogs, beer, coffee, gym, data, sql, python, coast2coastam, light, tv shows, austin, seattle, sf]

hates: [dummies, meanies, bad drivers, people who can't not make a joke after something you say, combustion, long movies, girls who only want to watch movies and not tv shows, commitment, people who wear fur, arrogance, incompetence, not having at least one of my likes in current existence/now()]