My name is Nolan Rudolph and I am currently a SWE at Splunk. Moderators and Admins question banned me because I failed to dig up the archives of Stack Overflow from 15 years ago for questions with 10 views, thus I was banned on the premise of [Duplicate]. Long live reddit.com/r/AskProgramming!

For the moderators who happen across my profile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ