By day: I am the software superstar that shows doctors how to rewrite your brain. By night I am a super dad that subdues an army of his own creation. For fun I figure out complex algorithms because I like a challenge. I'm trying to build a robot out of my wifes hair dryer, a paper clip and my dead refrigerator. His name is Bob. Don't look Bob in the eye, he is dabbling in machine learning. I want to relocate before he tries to steal my identity.