I use a method that changes characters in the name to other characters that are in the same "range" of usage frequency in English names. Apparently, the distribution of characters in names is different than it is for normal conversational English. For example, "x" and "z" occur 0.245% of the time, so they get swapped. The the other extreme, "w" is used 5.5% of the time, "s" 6.86% and "t", 15.978%. I change "s" to "w", "t" to "s" and "w" to "t".
I keep the vowels "aeio" in a separate group so that a vowel is only replaced by another vowel. Similarly, "q", "u" and "y" are not replaced at all. My grouping and decisions are totally subjective.
I ended up with 7 different "groups" of 2-5 characters , based mostly on frequency. characters within each group are swapped with other chars in that same group.
The net result is names that kinda look like the might be names, but from "not around here".
Original name Morphed name
Loren Nimag
Juanita Kuogewso
Tennyson Saggywig
David Mijsm
Julie Kunewa
Here's the SQL I use, which includes a "TitleCase" function. There are 2 different versions of the "morphed" name based on different frequencies of letters I found on the web.
-- from https://stackoverflow.com/a/28712621
-- Convert and return param as Title Case
CREATE FUNCTION [dbo].[fnConvert_TitleCase] (@InputString VARCHAR(4000) )
RETURNS VARCHAR(4000)AS
BEGIN
DECLARE @Index INT
DECLARE @Char CHAR(1)
DECLARE @OutputString VARCHAR(255)
SET @OutputString = LOWER(@InputString)
SET @Index = 2
SET @OutputString = STUFF(@OutputString, 1, 1,UPPER(SUBSTRING(@InputString,1,1)))
WHILE @Index <= LEN(@InputString)
BEGIN
SET @Char = SUBSTRING(@InputString, @Index, 1)
IF @Char IN (' ', ';', ':', '!', '?', ',', '.', '_', '-', '/', '&','''','(','{','[','@')
IF @Index + 1 <= LEN(@InputString)
BEGIN
IF @Char != '''' OR UPPER(SUBSTRING(@InputString, @Index + 1, 1)) != 'S'
SET @OutputString = STUFF(@OutputString, @Index + 1, 1,UPPER(SUBSTRING(@InputString, @Index + 1, 1)))
END
SET @Index = @Index + 1
END
RETURN ISNULL(@OutputString,'')
END
Go
-- 00.045 x 0.045%
-- 00.045 z 0.045%
--
-- Replace(Replace(Replace(TS_NAME,'x','#'),'z','x'),'#','z')
--
-- 00.456 k 0.456%
-- 00.511 j 0.511%
-- 00.824 v 0.824%
-- kjv
-- Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(TS_NAME,'k','#'),'j','k'),'v','j'),'#','v')
--
-- 01.642 g 1.642%
-- 02.284 n 2.284%
-- 02.415 l 2.415%
-- gnl
-- Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(TS_NAME,'g','#'),'n','g'),'l','n'),'#','l')
--
-- 02.826 r 2.826%
-- 03.174 d 3.174%
-- 03.826 m 3.826%
-- rdm
-- Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(TS_NAME,'r','#'),'d','r'),'m','d'),'#','m')
--
-- 04.027 f 4.027%
-- 04.200 h 4.200%
-- 04.319 p 4.319%
-- 04.434 b 4.434%
-- 05.238 c 5.238%
-- fhpbc
-- Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(TS_NAME,'f','#'),'h','f'),'p','h'),'b','p'),'c','b'),'#','c')
--
-- 05.497 w 5.497%
-- 06.686 s 6.686%
-- 15.978 t 15.978%
-- wst
-- Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(TS_NAME,'w','#'),'s','w'),'t','s'),'#','t')
--
--
-- 02.799 e 2.799%
-- 07.294 i 7.294%
-- 07.631 o 7.631%
-- 11.682 a 11.682%
-- eioa
-- Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(TS_NAME,'e','#'),'i','ew'),'o','i'),'a','o'),'#','a')
--
-- -- dont replace
-- 00.222 q 0.222%
-- 00.763 y 0.763%
-- 01.183 u 1.183%
-- Obfuscate a name
Select
ts_id,
Cast(ts_name as varchar(42)) as [Original Name]
Cast(dbo.fnConvert_TitleCase(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(TS_NAME,'x','#'),'z','x'),'#','z'),'k','#'),'j','k'),'v','j'),'#','v'),'g','#'),'n','g'),'l','n'),'#','l'),'r','#'),'d','r'),'m','d'),'#','m'),'f','#'),'h','f'),'p','h'),'b','p'),'c','b'),'#','c'),'w','#'),'s','w'),'t','s'),'#','t'),'e','#'),'i','ew'),'o','i'),'a','o'),'#','a')) as VarChar(42)) As [morphed name] ,
Cast(dbo.fnConvert_TitleCase(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(Replace(TS_NAME,'e','t'),'~','e'),'t','~'),'a','o'),'~','a'),'o','~'),'i','n'),'~','i'),'n','~'),'s','h'),'~','s'),'h','r'),'r','~'),'d','l'),'~','d'),'l','~'),'m','w'),'~','m'),'w','f'),'f','~'),'g','y'),'~','g'),'y','p'),'p','~'),'b','v'),'~','b'),'v','k'),'k','~'),'x','~'),'j','x'),'~','j')) as VarChar(42)) As [morphed name2]
From
ts_users
;