UPDATE: Received a lot of great info, thanks -- went back to read my question again, based on some of the answers stating that it's possible to do XYZ, which is not the question. the core of the question is this: "Main focus of this question is finding an answer in plain English of why Python, Perl, and Ruby are what they are when it comes to porting them to another language."
Been looking at the differences between Perl, Python, and Ruby -- and this to me has been one of the most interesting differences I've found so far, that being that it appears it's possible to transcribe Python into C, but it's not possible to transcribe Perl into any language. Haven't found anything about Ruby, but guessing that it's approach to 99.99% of everything is a object might make this hard if not impossible to do a transcription to another language.
Main focus of this question is finding an answer in plain English of why Python, Perl, and Ruby are what they are when it comes to porting them to another language.